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First of all, yes, I really am right behind your corneas. I'm in your fucking brain. Second, I'm really 546,546,354,344,646 years old. Finally, I'm the goddamn Batman. Hello.

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After screwing around enough with my trial of CS5 Pro(Read: Making the same animation of a flying ball over and over again using different techniques), I think I finally have the basics down. That being said, I think it's time for, yes, the very first flash, which tend to be complete and utter shit.

But I promise you that this won't be!

I know, I know. I'm just overconfident. But this will definitely get AT LEAST a 2.5 in your review. Unless it doesn't. I'm posting this now because I just finished...

The first frame!

Basically, I want to make a series about this. It's about a cat that happens to be God, and bursted from the cracks of an uninhabited planet that looks like a face. Along the way, he just happens to eat people, get called "kitty" a multitude of times, get captured by a twelve year old that gives him tuxedos, and meet kitty Satan. And yes, he really will meet the cat equivalent of Satan somewhere along the way. This cat's name is Charbleston (Charbles for short), God of the universe.

Now this will just be a short (and I mean less than 30 seconds, probably) prologue to Charbles' adventures, but nevertheless, I hope I don't fuck up too badly. And that you can enjoy. There's that too.